Thursday, April 15, 2010

You might be a parent if...

Stepping anywhere in your living room, moving a shampoo bottle in the shower, getting into bed, or sitting on the couch produces a rattle, squeak, or jingle from a previously hidden toy.

You speak in children's stories. (e.g., "She ate through a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, an orange, and a piece of string cheese, but she was STILL HUNGRY!"

Your idea of a good outfit includes anything not crusty.


  1. Also, you have no time to write decent blogs.

  2. Heehee... it's funny-- my life is like that already because of the dogs. They leave toys everywhere! And I can't tell you how many times I have gone to get into bed and end up yelling (as if they understand) "Why is there a muddy tennis ball in my bed?!"