I envision a nursery with prints like this one, from artandphilanthropy on Etsy.com,
...and shelves filled with beautiful handmade toys like this one, also on Etsy from tinywarbler.
Sorry, Baby Dunwood. Your first room is actually going to have boring white walls, zero shelves with zero handmade toys, and a computer desk with Daddy's hard drive collection stacked on it. And then we're going to move, and if you think that I am going to be anywhere near physically capable of making your nursery perfect while taking care of a screaming, projectile pooping infant... well, you'd better plan on screaming and projectile pooping a whole hell of a lot less than I expect you to.